Frank Zappa — Hows Your Bird?

(You dirty fink!) Hey Baby What's the word? Hey Baby Have you heard? What's the latest? How's your bird? How's your brother? An' how's your mother? How's Aunt Funny? And how's your granny? This is absurd How's your bird? -(Excuse me...) How's your bunion? An' how's your grunion? Now I'm stuck Lots o' luck This is absurd How's your bird? How's your fern? -(I don't love you...) An' how's your ear lobe? How's your nose? -(You dirty fink!) And your elbow? An' how's your foot? -(...natural fink! Find out...) Don't forget your sister An' you know, like I said...