Frank Zappa — I Am The Walrus Live At Nassau Coliseum Uniondale NY 3/25/88

[Verse 1] I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly I'm crying Sitting on a cornflake Waiting for the van to come Corporation T-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday Man, you've been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long [Chorus] I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob [Verse 2] Mister City policeman sitting Pretty little policemen in a row See how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying I'm crying [Verse 3] Yellow-matter custard Dripping from a dead dog's eye Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess Boy, you've been a naughty girl, you let your knickers down [Chorus] I am the egg man They are the egg men I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob [Bridge] Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun And if the sun don't come, you get a tan from standing in the English rain Nice tan [Chorus] I am the egg man (Now good sir, what are you?) They are the egg men (A poor man, made tame to fortune's blows) I am the walrus Goo goo goo joob, g'goo goo g'joob [Verse 4] Expert, textpert, choking smokers Don't you think the joker laughs at you? (Ho ho ho, hee hee hee, ha ha ha) See how they smile like pigs in a sty, see how they snide I'm crying Semolina pilchard Climbing up the Eiffel Tower The elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe [Chorus] I am the egg man (Woo!) They are the egg men (Woo!) I am the walrus Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob A-goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob, g'goo Joob, joob