Frank Zappa — Im The Slime ZINY 40th Anniversary Deluxe Edition

I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed 'n deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I'm the tool of the Government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you can't look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I'm the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I'm the slime oozin' out From your . . Take it away, Don Pardo! You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't go away . . . no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It is stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the day the rights to you are sold Take it awy, Frank! Yes, that's right, Don Don't touch that dial I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin' room floor I am the slime from your video You can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go I am the slime from your video Oozin' along on your livin' room floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, lookit me go FZ: Alright, do you wanna see Don Pardo go fucking crazy? . . . [...] New York! . . . Give it to 'em, Don . . . Oh, come on, Don. Get down, Don Pardo . . . 33 years in NBC and it's come to this . . FZ: The incredible dancing stylings of Don Pardo . . . Get down, Don! . . . Alright, we're gonna make a dramatic segue into another song that emanates from the Uncle Meat album. The name of this song is "Pound For A Brown." Don't forget the segue, you guys