Frank Zappa — In France

Mm-hm...yeah (Down down, down in) (Down down, down in) (Down down, down in) (Down down, down in) We're playin' in a tent (Down down, down in) It's payin' the rent (Down down, down in) If you pooch a civilian (Down down, down in) It's a major event (Down down) Down in France Didja hear where that's located? (Way down) I say, in France Yeah, it's the first thing you hear, it's somethin' like-- (Way on down) And then it smells-- (Way on down) Uh, down in France Ain't that somethin'? Listen I say, the girls is all salty (Down down, down in) N' the boys is all sweet (Down down, down in) I say, the food ain't too shabby (Down down, down in) An' they piss in the street (Down down) Down in France Ain't that cold? (Way down) Huh, say down in France Ya know what? I saw it walkin', it went-- (Way on down) And then it said-- (Way on down) Uh, down in France Oh, yeah, now you won't believe this They got the diseases (Disea-seases) Like you ain't never seen (Disea-seases) I said, they got a mystery blow-job (Disea-seases) Turn your peter green (Disease) Down in France Ain't that somethin'? (Way down) Say down in France Say, look, I saw the color, it looked just like it was-- (Way on down) And then it turned-- (Way on down) I was down in France (Under France) Ah, yes, the world, listen, look They got some coffee (Co-co-coffee) Eatin' right through the cup (Co-co-coffee) An' when you go ka-ka (Co-co-coffee) They make you stand up (Co-co-) Down in France That's where it's located (Way down) Uh, down in France N-now, listen, one time I ka-ka'd and then I heard-- (Way on down) And then I went-- (Way on down) That was down in France (Under France) Now, listen If you're not careful (Ca-care, careful) It'll stick to your cheeks (Ca-care, careful) You'll smell like a native (Ca-care, careful) For a couple of weeks (Ca-care) Down in France Ooh, somethin' smellin' (Way down) Down in France That's where it were Listen, I-I smelled it, it went-- (Way on down) And then it smelled like (Way on down) That was down in France (Under France) Ooh, smellin' funny here Oh, smell your harmonica Go on, smell it, son Uh-huh Hold your nose! Uh-huh, they're callin' us too out there, yeah We cannot wait (Wait wait, waiting) Till we go back (Wait wait, waiting) It gets so exciting (Wait wait, waiting) When the poodles 'react' (Wait wait) Down in France Uh-huh, ruff (Way down) Down in France I'm talkin' 'bout bow-wow, uh-huh Say, they-they go-- (Way on down) And then they kinda-- (Way on down) Never try to get yo' peter sucked In France Merci. Oui. OW!!