(Mm-hmm . . . yeah . . .)
(Down down down in
Down down down in
Down down down in
Down down down in)
We're playin’ in a tent
(Down down down in)
It's payin' the rent
(Down down down in)
If you pooch a civilian
(Down down down in)
It’s a major event
(Down down down in)
Down in France
(Did you hear where that's located?)
Way down . .
(I say . . . )
In France
(Yeah . .
Hey, it's the first time you hear som'thn' like . . . )
Way on down
(And then it smells)
Way on down
(Uh down)
In France
(Ain't that som'thn'? Listen . . .)
I say the girls is all salty
(Down down down in)
’N the boys is all sweet
(Down down down in)
I said the food ain’t too shabby
(Down down down in)
An' they piss in the street
(Down down down in)
Down in France
(Ain’t that cold?)
Way down . .
(Hah, say down . . . )
In France
(Now, now, you know what?
I-I saw 'em walkin', it wou-, it would . . . )
Way on down
(And did they say it)
Way on down
(Uh down in France)
Under France
(Oh yeah
Now you won't believe it)
They got the diseases
(Disea-seases)
Like you ain’t never seen
(Disea-seases)
I said they got a mystery blow-job
(Disea-seases)
Turn your peter green
(Disea-seases)
Down in France
(Ain't that somethin'?)
Way down
(Say down)
In France
(Say, look, I saw the color
I-i-it looks just like it was . . .)
Way on down
(And then it turned . . .)
Way on down
(That was . . . )
Under France
(Oh yes, it would
Listen
Look!)
They got some coffee
(Co-co-coffee)
Eatin' right through the cup
(Co-co-coffee)
An' when you go ka-ka
(Co-co-coffee)
They make you stand up
(Co-co-coffee)
Down in France
(That's where it's located)
Way down . .
(Uh down . . . )
In France
(No-now, listen
I ka-ka one time and then I heard it)
Way on down
(And then I went . . . )
Way on down
(That was down in . . . )
Under France
(Now listen . . . )
If you're not careful
(Care-care-careful)
It'll stick to your cheeks
(Care-care-careful)
You'll smell like a native
(Care-care-careful)
For a couple of weeks
(Care-care-careful)
Down in France
(Ooh . . . somethin' smellin', I guess)
Way down . .
Down in France
(That's where it were
Listen, I-I smelled it, it went . . . )
Way on down
(And then it smelled like . . . )
Way on down
(That was down in . . . )
Under France
(Ooh, smell it in front of him)
(Oh, smell your harmonica
Go on smell it son
Uh-huh . .
Hold your nose!
Uh-huh, they're comin' too after you)
Now we cannot wait
(Wait wait waiting)
Till we go back
(Wait wait waiting)
Gets so exciting
(Wait wait waiting)
When the poodles 'react'
In France
(Uh-huh, rough)
Way down in France
(I'm talkin' 'bout Bow-Wow
Uh-huh . . . say, they-they're rough)
Way on down
(And then they're kinda . . . )
Way on down
Never try to get yo' peter sucked
In France
(Merci . . . oui . . . OW!)
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