Frank Zappa — It Cant Happen Here Road Tapes Venue 3

It can't happen here It can't happen here I'm telling you, my dear That it can't happen here Because I been checkin' it out, baby I checked it out a couple a times Oh darling, it's important that you believe me (Bop bop bop bop) That it can't happen here Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere In Kansas . (Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . Kansas . . . ) (Kansas . . . ) Who could imagine that they would freak out somewhere in Minnesota . (Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi . . . ) (Minnesota . . . Minnesota . . . ) FZ: I suppose that's all you needed to hear of that one. All right, I'll tell ya, we've got this song here that we recorded—silence, fool—that we recorded in London a couple of weeks ago and we thought it was a reasonably commercial song—but of course it's doomed if we put our name on it and put the thing out on the market. It's a, you know, it's a boy-girl situation song, it's a simplistic love song . : Acne love FZ: A sealed tuna sandwich of a song . : [...] here in Minnesota FZ: All right, now, the name of this song is "I'm Crying For Sharleena," and uh, it'll probably be released under the pseudonym of The Bognor Regis : It's a ladies' choice Jeff: The Amboy Dukes brother Howard: You are the Bottom Line! Mark: Ladies and gentlemen, the turkey of our group, Jeff Simmons [...] FZ: One! [...] FZ: Edgar Winter : Edgar Winter, ladies and gentlemen Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen, Edgar Winter Mark: Frank's had fun, uh, Jeff's had fun, we've all had fun Howard: I've had fun! Jeff: And you too, on the end of the stage FZ: You have to be really in tune when you play these commercial songs Howard: Stay off my back, Frank. Heh heh .