Frank Zappa — Kaiser Rolls Du Jour

This is a story, tell it quick as I can A week ago, I met a stumbler man He stumbled up, he said, "All I wanna know How far the hratche-plche Kaiser Rolls" I begged his pardon, should have turned and ran So hard talking to a stumbler man He stumbled over, and over again "The Kaiser hratche Rolls since time began" Raised my finger from the center of my hand Tried to wave farewell to the stumbler man He slobbered 'n puked in a garbage can "The Kaiser hratche Rollin' might raise some sand" Pushed him aside as he was slowin' my plan So hard to understand a real stumbler man Some stuff from his nose, crawled over his clothes, he said "Nobody ever tells me which way he goes" Kaiser rolls 'n rolls 'n rolls Kaiser rolls, and Kaiser rolls Surprise to me they ain't catched him yet HOW'S ABOUT A DOLLAR FOR SOME CIGARETTE?