Frank Zappa — Keep It Greasey

[Chorus: Joe & Manx] Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down I'll drive you through the heart of town Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down I'll drive you through the heart of town [Verse 1: Joe] Hey, the good women, they sure has it tough The good men, well there ain't enough All the good girls are lookin' all the time Good men is something that they can't find Cause if they find one miraculously They try to be lovin' as they can be If they find one and let him go Chances are they might not never find one no mo' [Chorus: Joe & Manx] Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down I'll drive you through the heart of town [Verse 2: Joe] A good lovin' man is hardest to find A good woman needs to ease her mind And I know a few that need to ease it behind All y'gotta do is grease it down 'N everything is fine [Chorus: Joe & Manx] Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down I'll drive you through the heart of town [Verse 3: Joe] A girl don't need no fancy grease To get herself some rump release Any kind of lube'll do Maybe from another part of you Lube from the North Lube from the South Take a little slobber From the side of your mouth From your mouth, from your mouth From your mouth, from your mouth Roll it over Grease it down Here come that crazy Screamin' sound AAAAAA!!! Oh no!!! [Chorus: Joe & Manx] Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Keep it greasy so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down (Down) Down (Dow-hown) Down (Dow-how-hown) Grease it down Oh no! Here comes that screamin' sound again! [Instrumental]