Frank Zappa — Keep It Greasey Chicago 78

Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down I'll drive you through the heart of town Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down I'll drive you through the heart of town Hey, the good women, they sure has it tough The good men, well there just ain't enough All you good girls are lookin' all the time Good men is something that y'all can't find And if you find one miraculously You'll try to be lovin' as y'all can be And if you find one and let him go Chances are they might not never find one no mo', so they Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down I'll drive you through the heart of town A good lovin' man is hardest to find A good woman needs to ease her mind And I know a few that need to ease it behind All y'gotta do is grease it down 'N everything is fine Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down I'll drive you through the heart of town A girl don't need (Tell me) No fancy grease To get herself (You know it's true) Some rump release (Point) Any kind Of lube'll do Maybe from another Part of you Lube from the North Lube from the South Take a little slobber From the side of your mouth Roll it over Grease it down Here come that crazy Screamin' sound . . Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Keep it greasey so it'll go down easy Roll it over 'n grease it down, down, down . . Grease it down . . (I grease it down!) (Down! Dow-hown! Oh, girl)