Frank Zappa — Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce

[Verse: Phyllis Bryn-Julson, Chorus, Theodore Bikel] Broth reminds me of nuns (Nuns, nuns, nuns) I see them smashing (Kids) with rulers Disciplining munchkin cretins Tortured munchkins (Munchkin cretins) Tortured munchkins (Munchkin victims) Irish Catholic victims Little green scratchy sweaters (Sweaters) Little green scratchy ones (Corduroy pants) Brown corduroy pants (Doo-ah, doo-ah) Corduroy pants and green scratchy munchkin Irish Catholic victims (Munchkins, munchkins) Munchkins get me hot (Ooh-ah) Munchkins get me, get me Hot Gets her real hot