Frank Zappa — Montana

[Verse 1] I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of dental floss Raisin' it up Waxin' it down In a little white box That I can sell uptown By myself I wouldn't have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss Raisin' my lonely dental floss [Verse 2] Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff to somebody else But then on the other hand I would Keep the wax 'N melt it down Pluck some floss 'N swish it aroun' I'd have me a crop An' it'd be on top That's why I'm movin' to Montana [Refrain] Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a dental floss tycoon, yes I am Movin' to Montana soon Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune [Guitar Solo] [Bridge] I'm pluckin' the ol' dennil floss That's growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all afternoon I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss His name is Mighty Little He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Anyway I'm pluckin' the ol' Dennil floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks [Verse 3] I'm gonna find me a horse just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand By myself I wouldn't have no boss But I'd be raisin' my lonely dental floss Raisin' my lonely dental floss Raisin' my lonely dental floss [Verse 4] Well I might ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' in the moon-lighty night And then I'd get a cuppa cawfee 'N give my foot a push Just me 'n the pygmy pony Over by the dental floss bush 'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana [Outro] Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay)