Frank Zappa — Montana The Dub Room Special

I might be movin' to Montana soon Just to raise me up a crop of Dental Floss Raisin’ it up Waxen it down In a little white box That I can sell uptown But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss 'Cause I’d be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I just might grow me some bees But I'd leave the sweet stuff To somebody else (how 'bout you, right over there?) and then I would Keep the wax 'N melt it down Pluck the Floss 'N swish it aroun’ And I would have me a crop Poo-poo ta-na-nah And poo-poo ta-na-nah Movin’ to Montana soon Gonna be a Dental Floss tycoon (Woppy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) I'm movin’ to Montana soon (well) Gonna be a mennil-toss flykune (I wonder what that means . . . ) I'm pluckin' the ol' Dental Floss That’s growin' on the prairie Pluckin' the floss! I plucked all day an' all nite an' all Afternoon . . Oh, I'm ridin' a small tiny hoss (His name is MIGHTY LITTLE) He's a good hoss Even though He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway He's a bit dinky to strap a big saddle or Blanket on anyway Well, any way I'm pluckin' the ol' Dental Floss Even if you think it is a little silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I don't care if you think it's silly, folks I'm gonna find me a horse Just about this big An' ride him all along the border line With a Pair of heavy-duty Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand Every other wrangler would say I was mighty grand But by myself I wouldn't Have no boss 'Cause I'd be raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss (Yes it is!) Raisin' my lonely Dental Floss Well I might Ride along the border With my tweezers gleamin' In the moon-lighty night (Help me out, Ruth! Tweezer glint . . . ) And then I'd Get a cuppa cawfee 'N give my foot a push . . Just me 'n the pygmy pony Over by the Dennil Floss Bush 'N then I might just Jump back on An' ride Like a cowboy Into the dawn to Montana Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon (Yep!) Movin' to Montana soon (Why don't you sharpen it then?) Movin' to Montana soon (Yes indeed) Movin' to Montana soon (Yippy-Ty-O-Ty-Ay) Movin' to Montana soon