Frank Zappa — Mothers At KPFK

Bunk: I'd like to dedicate an ode to Joe Lattanzi who played third base for the North-American Italian Club: Oh, Joe . . JCB: Oh, Joe! Joe, Roy. Oh, Joe . . Art: Where you going with that thing in your pants? Bunk: This is Bunk Sweet Pants Gardner JCB: Sock it to him, guy! Bunk: Why don't you step out here and pack it to me, Art? Glistening white skin, Art! JCB: Roy, what did Frank always say? He said we could say anything we want to, didn't he? Art: Corn on that cob . . JCB: You'd better take care of all those kids, especially Geronimo, Darrell, Gary . . Roy: Ay, Indio, Indio . . ?: Kim JCB: Jina, and Kim Roy: I'm here from Calif, ay! JCB: Calif, California! ?: Calif! Oh, man! JCB: All right, Santa Ana, California Ian: Roy and Jim have a special kind of form of communication . . . To illustrate this point we'll now have a conversation between Roy and Jim . . JCB: I refuse! Ian: As if, as if it was happening in the back seat of a car in San Francisco JCB: How 'bout you? Roy: How 'bout you? JCB: How 'bout you? . . . Pink? Roy: Yeah JCB: Sure? Roy: Mhm! JCB: Mhm-hm-mhm! Roy: Estáis loco, indio! JCB: Caray, hombre! Roy: Estás loco JCB: Estás loco, estás loco Roy: Wannanenema? Wannanenema? Art: The recipe is available by mail Wanna wanna wannanenema Yeah-nema WOAHH! RAY COLLINS, WE LOVE YOU Ian: We'll never forget you Roy: No Ian: We'll never forget you Hratche Plche Hratche Plche Hratche Plche Hratche Plche (American way!) Hratche Plche Hratche Plche (Ray Ray Ray . . . ) Hratche Plche Hratche Plche (Help, I'm a rock!) Hratche Plche Hratche Plche Hratche Plche Hratche Plche (Ray Ray Ray . . . ) Ian: Now, ladies and gentlemen, Don Preston Don: I have an organ, a piano, a harpsichord uh, uh, forty-five oscillators and uh, that's my instruments Bunk: I've got a uh, bass clarinet, and a clarinet, and a piccolo, and a flute and an alto flute, and a tenor and an alto, and a soprano, and a chanter, and a C melody Art: I have a low cowbell, and a hi cowbell ?: Oh, Art! ?: You never heard about that, did you? Art:I have a snare drum and I have a hi tom tom and a low tom tom, I have four melody horns, and they go beep, and I have a slapstick which Don Preston graciously gave to me Don: And caresses now Art: And it goes pap, and uh, then I have Ga—, Bunk Gardner, and whenever I goose him, he goes 'Bunk' Bunk Bunk Bunk! Bunk Bunk! Ian: The other half of the percussion section is Jimmy Carl Black who plays . . JCB: I have a red set of drums How you doin' Gary! Ian: And when, and when the whole band gets together, and plays all these wonderful instruments it sounds like this . .