Frank Zappa — Mudd Club Thing-Fish Version

Hey, they're really dancin' They're on auto-destruct On the floor On the pipe Bouncin' off-a the wall Hey, the people here are really Tearin' it up On the side In the back By the front of the stage They ain't really crazy You can take it from me I should know Cause I go Every time I'm in town If you never tried it Lemme straighten you out It's the best kinda place To unfasten yerself MUDD CLUB All the way downtown MUDD CLUB They ain't messin' around Just turn to the left 'n look around It's there somewhere If you ain't found it, better Hurry up The folks down there's on auto-destruct And so can you be too (Fact of the matter It's made for you...) Try it on a Saturday 'bout four o'clock in The mornin' Or even on a Monday at midnight When there's just a few of them Silly ignorant white folks Doin' the Peppermint Twist for real In black sack dresses with nine inch heels And then a guy with a blue mohawk come in In Serious Leather... And all the rest of whom for which To whensonever of partially Indeterminate Bio-chemical degradation Seek the path to the sudsy yellow nozzle Of their foaming nocturnal Parametric digital whole-wheat Inter-faith Geothermal terpsichorean ejectamenta In Serious Leather...In Serious Chains And then they work the wall They works the floor They works the pipe 'N they work the wall some more In Serious Leather Serious Chains Serious Clothing From when they come downtown From the ruins of Studio 54 To twist 'n frugg In a arrogant gesture To the best of what the 20th Century have To offer, including a generous supply of ign'ant mcnugget Quentin Robin went down there right now with a whole base full of ign'ant mcnugget lookin' for a virgin with nice breath (Why, maybe it's you...) And you don't even know it! Hey, they're really dancin' (they're really dancin') They're on auto-destruct On the floor On the pipe Bouncin' off-a the wall (right offa that wall too) Hey, the people here are really Tearin' it up (they tearin' it up) On the side In the back By the front of the stage They ain't really crazy You can take it from me (uh oh, I smells trouble) I should know Cause I go Every time I'm in town (Christian's coming up) If you never tried it Lemme straighten you out (straighten you out now) It's the best kinda place To unfasten yerself