Frank Zappa — Punkys Whips

In today's rapidly changing world, musical groups appear almost every day with some new promotional device Some of these devices have been known to leave irreparable scars on the minds of foolish young consumers One such case is seated before you, live on stage. Yes Terry Bozzio That cute little drummer! Terry recently fell in love With a publicity-photo of a boy named Punky Meadows..., lead guitar player from a group called Angel In the photo Punky was seen with a beautiful shiny hairdo In a semi-profile which emphasized the pootched out succulence Of his insolent pouting rictus (Oh Punky!) The sight of which drove the helpless young drummer mad with desire! BOZZIO: I can't stand the way he pouts Cause he might not be pouting for me! (Ha! Punky Meadows, pouting for you?) He's not pouting for me? His hair's so shiny and it's done real nice 'Til I squirm with ecstasy Punky, Punky, give me your lips to die on! Oh Punky, isn't it romantic? Punky, Punky, give me your lips To die on...I promise not to come in your mouth Punky, Punky, your album's the shits! It's all wrong! Listen this is no laughing matter! I ain't really queer But if he ever got near Steven Tyler would PAY to see! PAY to see! Punky's lips, Punky's lips His hair's so shiny I love his hips! I love his teeth and his gums and such! Punky You're an Angel! You're too much He's been havin' a rash (No shit!) That keeps the girls away Skin doom (Skin doom) Is what the doctors say I wonder what Punky is rehearsing today I'll just go over, and hear him play His hair is so pretty...I'd like to bite his neck I've heard a rumor he's more fluid than Jeff Beck BUT I AIN'T QUEER I AIN'T GAY (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ee-ay-ee-ay) A wrist array-ee-ay Punky's lips, Punky's lips! Oh! I love his hair while eatin' dunk-y chips Yeah! I love his blink and his blank-blank-blank Why, maybe he'd like to yank my crank? YANK IT PUNKY! YANK IT FASTER! YANK IT HARDER! YANK IT ALL NITE LONG! COME ON PUNKY! GET FUNKY! I AIN'T QUEER (NO NO NO NO) I AIN'T GAY (NO NO NO NO) (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-he-he-he-hey) A wrist array-hey (One more time for the world!) And then he said: I AIN'T QUEER I AIN'T GAY (He's a little fond of chiffon in a wrist array-ay-hay) I-I Lord, I-I'm fo-fo-o-o-nd Of chiffo-on In a wrist array-ee-ay-hey I said I-I-I-I-I-I-I I'm a little fo-o-nd Of chiffo-on In a wrist array-hey-ay-ay-hey FZ: Thank you . . . Our birthday boy, Terry Bozzio, sad but true . . . Just a minute