Frank Zappa — Rudy Wants To Buy Yez & A Drink Philly 76

FZ: And here he comes . . Hi and howdy doody I'm the union man You can call me Rudy Any you boys not paid up on your cards? Huh? (HUH?) You know I'm pleased to meet ya I've been tryin' all day to reach ya The union's here to help everyone of you Rock 'n Roll stars, that's right! You boys know we care a lot About the way they treat ya They send a guy like me to every gig Just to get A chance to meet ya To check and see No wrong's been done That's one good reason I carry a gun I hope the bulge Don't bum you out Wanna get a good look? Let me pull it right out! Let me pull it right out! Let me pull it right out! Let me whip it right out! Hi and howdy doody I'm the union man I'm the union man I'm the union man Hi and howdy doody I'm the union man You can call me Rudy Any you boys not paid up on your cards again, how about you? (HUH?) Know I'm pleased to meet ya I been tryin all day to reach ya 'Cause the union's here to help everyone of you Rock 'n Roll stars, yes! Welcome to Chicago Welcome to L.A Welcome to our local here You'll always hear me say The work is here; It's a couple a bucks I'm sure you're glad to pay Whip it out, here's your receipt Now I'll go away Now I'll go away Now I'll go away Now I'll go away Away-ay-ay-ay-eh-yeah Away-ay-ay-ay-eh-yeah Away-ay-ay-ay-eh-yeah FZ: Thank you!