Frank Zappa — Sharleena Carnegie Hall

I'm cryin' I'm cryin' Cryin' for Sharleena Don't you know? I called up all my baby's friends 'N ask'n um Where she done went But nobody 'round here seems to know Where my Sharleena's been Where my Sharleena's been I'm cryin' I'm cryin' Cryin' for Sharleena Can't you see? I called up all my baby's friends 'N ask'n um Where she done went But nobody 'round here seems to know Where my Sharleena's been Where my Sharleena's been Ten long years I been lov'n her And ten long years And I thought deep down in my heart She was mine Ten long years I been lov'n her Ten long years I would call her my baby, and now I'm always cryin' (I'm cryin', yes, I'm cryin') I would be so delighted I would be so delighted If they would just Send her on home to me I would be so delighted I would be so delighted If they would just Send her on home to me Sharleena-leena Sharleena-leena Sharleena-leena Sharleena-leena I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' I'm cryin' I'm cryin' I'm cryin' I'm cryin' For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' I'm cry-y-y-y-yin' For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena For Sharleena . . Whoa, why doesn't somebody somewhere right here at Carnegie Hall, in the Big Apple, New York City, where you can go get a Sabrett hot dog in the corner and get the runs for a fuckin' month and a half! (Hey!) Why don't you send her home Why can't you send my ever-lovin' Sharleena home (Send my baby home to . . . ) Why can't you send her home to . .