Frank Zappa — Shove It Right In Carnegie Hall

She painted up her face She sat before the mirror She painted up her face She drew the mirror nearer Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! The STARE! The STARE! (The 'secret stare' she would use If a worthy-looking victim should appear) Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! (Ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ahhhh) (Ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ah!) Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! The clock upon the wall Has struck the midnight hour! She finishes her call; Her girlfriend's in the shower Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! Half a dozen provocative squats! Out of the shower, she squeezes her spots; Brushes her teeth; Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat . . (It's getting her, getting her Hot—Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh) She's just twenty-four And she can't get off A sad but typical case, yeah The last dude to do her Got in and got soft; She blew it And laughed in his face, yeah! Face, yeah! Yeah (yeah . . . ) She chooses all the clothes She'll wear tonight to dance in, yeah! The places that she goes Are filled with guys from groups (Yeah-yeah-yeah) Waiting for a chance to break her pants in PROVOCATIVE SQUATS! (gum-me-on-m'lung-a) PROVOCATIVE SQUATS! (gum-me-on-m'lung-a) PROVOCATIVE SQUATS! (gum-me-on-m'lung-a) PROVOCATIVE SQUATS! (gum-me-on-m'lung-a) Well, at least there's sort of a choice there; Twenty or thirty at times there have been— Somewhat desirable boys there— Dressed really spiffy, with long hair— Waiting for girls they can shove it right in Well, at least there's sort of a choice there; Twenty or thirty at times there have been— Somewhat desirable boys there— Dressed really spiffy, with long hair— Waiting for girls they can shove it right in That's right, you heard right, shove it right in! Pull it right out again! And shove it in!