Frank Zappa — St. Alfonzos Pancake Breakfast

Yes indeed, here we are At St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-rene And wheedled on the Bingo cards In lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen While she was totally chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused the sausage pattie And said, "Why don't you treat me mean?" (Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me, oooooh!) At St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast (Wow! Good God! Get off the bus!) Where I stole the mar-juh-rene St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo St. Alfonzo