Frank Zappa — St. Alfonzos Pancake Breakfast Saarbrucken 1978

That's right, here we are . At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake breakfast Where I stole the mar-juh-rene An' widdled on the bingo cards In lieu of the latrine I saw a handsome parish lady Make her entrance like a queen Why she was totally chenille And her old man was a Marine As she abused a sausage pattie Pittie pittie pattie Pittie pittie pattie pootie An' said: "Why don't you treat me mean?" Hurt me, hurt me, hurt me Oooh, pittie! Oooh, pattie! Oooh, pootie! Oooh, pootie pootie! At Saint Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast (Hah! Good God Get off the bus!) Where I stole the mar-juh-rene Get on your feet and do the funky Alfonzo Let's do the funky Alfonzo Father Vivian O'Blivion Resplendent in his frock Was whipping up the batter For the pancakes of his flock He was looking rather bleary He forgot to watch the clock The night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked The night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked (He stroked it . . . ) The night before, behind the door A leprechaun had stroked his smaa-aa-aa (He stroked his smock) Set him off in such a frenzy He sang Lock Around The Crock An' he topped it off with a An' he topped it off with a An' he topped it off with a . . Woo woo woo Woo woo woo Woo woo woo As he stumbled on his cock He was delighted as it stiffened And ripped right though his sock Oh Saint Alfonzo would be proud of me! Proud of me Proud of me Proud of me He shouted down the block Dominus vo-bisque'em Et cum spear a tu-tu, oh! Won't you eat my sleazy pancakes Just for Saintly Alfonzo They're so light 'n fluffy-white We'll raise a fortune by tonite They're so light 'n fluffy-white We'll raise a fortune by tonite They're so light 'n fluffy-brown They're the finest in the town They're so light 'n fluffy-brown They're the finest in the town Good morning your Highness I brought you your snow-shoe [2x fade] Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-nanook Na-na-na-na-na-nanook-oh Nanook Rubs it Saint Al Al Fo-fo-fo Fo-fo-fo-fo-fo-fonzo Saint Alfonzo really loves it when he rubs it for him I have seen him rubbin' it I have seen him rubbin' it I have, I have a-seen him stroke his weenie (It was teenie) Rub it, rub it, rub it, rub it, rub Nanook rubs it, Alfie loves it Nanook rubs it, Alfie loves it Nanook rubs it, Alfie loves it Nanook is rubbin' it, 'n Alfie is lovin' it Saint Alfonzo, can you hear us praying to you? Can you fix my Chevy? Boy, you're really heavy Here's the church and here's the steeple Open up and see the people Some are kneelin', some are standin' All the money they are handing To some asshole with a basket Where it goes we dare not ask it Nanook rubs it, Alfie loves it This here basket, really shoves it Here's your quarter, here's your dollar Let's play ring around the collar THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU, FRIEND! FZ: Vince Colaiuta, Arthur Barrow, Tommy Mars, Ike Willis, Denny Walley, Peter Wolf, Ed Mann. Thank you!