Frank Zappa — Sy Borg

[Chorus: Joe] Sy Borg, gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg, gimme dat Give me the chromium leg I beg, Sy Borg, gimme dat, gimme dat Sy Borg, gimme dat Give me the chromium leg Little wires, pliers, tires They turn me on Maybe I'm crazy, maybe I'm crazy Maybe I'm crazy, mon [Lyric Note] Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages, JOE continues [Verse 1: Joe and Sy] Gee, Sy This is a real groovy apartment You've got here All government sponsored recreational services Are clean and efficient This is exciting I never plooked A tiny chrome-plated machine That looks like a magical pig With marital aids stuck all over it Such as yourself before You'll love it! It's a way of life Does that mean maybe later you'll plook me? If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy Just me and you? I share this apartment With a modified Gay Bob doll He goes all the way Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica? No, ah, not yet Ah, is this him? This is him Your wish is his command He likes you He wants to kiss you always Just tell him what you want Really? Hi, little guy Think I might get a tiny, but exciting [Chorus: Joe & Sy Borg] Blowjob, gimme dat, gimme dat Blowjob, gimme dat Give me de chromium cob Bend over Gay Bob, blowjob, gimme dat, gimme dat Blow job, gimme dat Give me de chromium cob You'll love it! It looks just like a TeleFunken U-47 Little leather cap and trousers They look so gay Warren just bought some, Warren just bought some Warren just bought some, hey [Verse 2: Joe and Sy Borg] Bob is tired Plook me now You savage rascal Ehhh! That tickles You are a fun person I like you I want to kiss you always Gee, this is great How's about some bondage and humiliation? Anything you say, master Oh no, I don't believe it You're way more fun than Mary! You're plooking too hard And cleaner than Lucille Plooking on me What have I been missing All these years? Too hard Sy Too hard Sy Plooking too hard on me-e-e-e-e Speak to me! Oh no The golden shower must have shorted out his master circuit! He's, he's, oh my God I must have plooked him, hey To death, hey [Outro: Joe & Central Scrutinizer] This is the Central Scrutinizer! You have just destroyed one model XQJ-37 Nuclear Powered Pan-Sexual Roto-Plooker And you're gonna have to pay for it! So give up, you haven't got a chance! But I! I, I, I, I, I! I can't pay! I gave all my money To some kinda groovy religious guy two songs ago Come on out, son Between the two of us, we'll find a way to work it out