Frank Zappa — Tears Began To Fall/She Painted Up Her Face/Half-A-Dozen Provocative Squats

Tears began to fall The writing's on the wall 'Cause there was nothing I could say She took the car and drove away And now I'm sittin' here all alone Without no love of my own That's when the tears began to fall 'Cause I ain't got no love at all Tears began to fall and fall and fall Down my shirt 'Cause I feel so hurt Since my baby drove away The tears began to fall The tears began to fall The tears began to fall and fall and fall Tears began to fall Ay ay ay aaaah . . Ay ay ay aaaah . . Ay-ay ay ay-ay aaaah . . Ay-ay ay ay-ay aaaah . . And now I'm sittin' here all alone Without no love of my own Without no love of my own Without no love of my own The tears began to fall The tears began to fall The tears began to fall The tears began to fall, aaaaah! The tears began to fall The tears began to fall Tears began to fall Tears began to fall, hey! The tears began to fall and fall and fall Down my shirt Cause I feel so hurt Since my baby drove away Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Wah-wah-wah-wah-wah Tears began to fall Tears began to fall Wah-wah-wah-wah-waaah . . She painted up her face She sat before the mirror She painted up her face She drew the mirror nearer Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! The STARE! The STARE! (The 'secret stare' she would use If a worthy-looking victim should appear) Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! (Ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ah-hoo-ahhhh) Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! The clock upon the wall Has struck the midnight hour! She finishes her call; Her girlfriend's in the shower Practisissing, Practiss, Practicing! Half a dozen provocative squats! Out of the shower, she squeezes her spots; Brushes her teeth; Shoots a deodorant spray up her twat . . (It's getting her, getting her Hot—Oh-woh-woh-woh-woh-woh) She's just twenty-four And she can't get off A sad but typical case, yeah The last dude to do her Got in and got soft; She blew it And laughed in his face, yeah! Face, yeah! Yeah