Frank Zappa — The Illinois Enema Bandit One Shot Deal

The Illinois Enema Bandit I heard he's on the loose I heard he's on the loose Lord, the pitiful screams Of all them college-educated women . . He'd just be tyin' 'em up (They'd be all bound down!) He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice The Illinois Enema Bandit I heard it on the news I heard it on the news Bloomington Illinois . . . he has caused some alarm Just sneakin' around there From farm to farm He's got a rubberized bag And a hose on his arm Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump Lookin' for some rustic co-ed rump That he just might wanna pump The Illinois Enema Bandit One day he'll have to pay Some day he'll have to pay The police will say, "You're under arrest!" And then the judge would have him for a special guest And then the D.A. will order a secret test Stuff his pudgy little thumbs in the side of his vest Then they'll put out a call for the jury folks And then the judge would say, "No poo-poo jokes!" They'll drag in the bandit for all to see Sayin' "Don't nobody have no sympathy . . HOT SOAPY WATER in the THIRD DEGREE!" And the Bandit might say . . . (Ha ha!) DID YOU CAUSE (What is it, Ray?) THIS MISERY? (You see a good one down there?) WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? WELL DID YOU CAUSE THIS MISERY? Well, one girl shout: "Let the Bandit be!" BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS? Another girl shout: "Let the fiend go free!" BANDIT ARE YOU GUILTY? TELL ME, DID YOU DO THESE DEEDS? You know what he said? "It must be just what they all need . . . " "It must be just what they all need . . . " "It must be just what they all need . . . " (I believe that) "It must be just what they all need . . . " He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla "It must be just what they all need . . . " He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla "It must be just what they all need . . . " He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla "It must be just what they all need . . . " The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice He just be pumpin' every one of 'em up with all the bag fulla "It must be just what they all need . . . " The Illinois Enema Bandit Juice The Illinois The Illinois Ain't talkin' 'bout Fontana Ain't talkin' 'bout Potato Headed Bobby Talkin' 'bout the Illinois Illinois Enema Bandit Juice FZ: Alright!