Frank Zappa — Tryin to Grow a Chin

[Verse 1] Hey! I'm only fourteen, sickly 'n thin Tried all of my life just to grow me a chin It popped out once, yeah, but my dad pushed it in Tell me, why did he hurt me? Lord, he's my next of kin He's a mex-i-kin [Verse 2] I'm lonely 'n green; too small for my shirt If Simmons was here I could feature my hurt Scared of the future and I hope I don't grow Listen, I know nobody likes me 'cause everywhere that I go They say no, they say no, they say no NO They say NO [Verse 3] Now I'm older, got a place in the town, babe Got a chin on my shoulder n' it keeps growing down 'n down 'n down I'm horny 'n lonely and I wish I was dead Somebody tell me, why am I livin'? Lord, I wanna be dead instead, that's right, I said I wanna be dead instead, now dig this: [Outro] I wanna be dead In bed please kill me 'Cause that would thrill me (Get the picture?) I wanna be dead In bed please kill me 'Cause that would thrill me I wanna be dead (Yes, I wanna be dead instead) In bed please kill me 'Cause that would thrill me (Be dead in bed, yeah) I wanna be dead (Ow . . . ) In bed please kill me (Just as sure as my name is Terry Ted, Terry Ted) 'Cause that would thrill me (Kill me) I wanna be dead (Thrill me) In bed please kill me (Fill me with some love) 'Cause that would thrill me (Kill me) I wanna be dead (Thrill me) In bed please kill me (Yea-ah-ow!) 'Cause that would thrill me [Outro 2] One more time for the world! I wanna be dead (Yeah-hey!) In bed please kill me (I wanna be dead instead) (Be dead in bed) 'Cause that would thrill me I wanna be dead (Love my little girl) In bed please kill me (Gimme some head, hey-hey-hey) 'Cause that would thrill me ('Cause I'm only fourteen) I wanna be dead (Sickly 'n green) In bed please kill me (Feelin' really lean I'm in love, see Ow!) 'Cause that would thrill me I wanna be dead (Too small for my shirt) In bed please kill me (Feature my hurt) (Yeah-hey!) 'Cause that would thrill me