Frank Zappa — Valarie Our Man In Nirvana

We accomplished this by taking two toilet paper rolls and stuffing them completely packed full and then putting a little funnel on the end of each one proceeded to smoke them before we went to the dance We was tore to the core And boy if our parents knew we was doing that it would pissed them off We would show them. We would get so wasted we didn't even know who we were. You and me Valarie, come on. Do you know what your name is anymore? No I don’t know Ruben. Then, when we're really ripped we jumped out of the sharp car and went in to the Gymnasium where they were holding the hop. A place similar to this as I recall. And they had red & blue bulbs in the corner of the room, crepe paper droozling down all over the walls, a punch bowl in the corner And Alice Cooper And Alice Cooper? It's a very strange stream of consciousness synchronisation there . . Punch Bowl—Alice Cooper. Investigate this boy You live in Orange County? Yep! That’s it And then I tried to play with your tits and you hit me in the face Lala lalalla-laalaa (etc.) Thank you