Frank Zappa — Wet T-Shirt Nite Anyway The Wind Blows

Looks to me like something funny Is goin' on around here People laughin’ 'n dancin' ’n payin' Entirely too much for their beer And they all think they are Clean outa-site And they're ready to party Cause the sign outside says it's WET T-SHIRT NITE 'N they all crave some Hot delight Well the girls are excited Because in a minute They're gonna get wet 'N the boys are delighted Because all the titties Will get 'em upset ’N they all think they are Reety-awright ’N they're ready to boogie Cause the sign outside says its WET T-SHIRT NITE ’N they all crave some Pink delight Matty told Hatty When the water gets on 'em Their ninnies get rigid 'N look pretty bold It's a common reaction That makes an attraction Whenever it’s cold 'N all of the fellas They wish they could bite On the cute little nuggets The local girls are showin' off tonite You know I think it serves 'em right [4x]