Frank Zappa — What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are? Philly 76

FZ: What's a girl like you Doin' in a place like this? What, do you hang out in hockey rinks? What is it? Bianca: Well . . FZ: What is it with you? Bianca: I left my place after midnight FZ: Sure you did Bianca: And I came to this hall Me and my girlfriend came here FZ: Me too Bianca: Lookin' to ball FZ: Well, you came to the right place This is it This is the swingin'-est place In all of Philadelphia Chorus: NO SHIT! Bianca: How true that is! FZ: How true indeed Bianca: Me and my girlfriend came here Looking for the Hot romance we need FZ: Right! Bianca: We like to get it on— Do you like, do you like to get it on, too? Yeah, baby FZ: Well now, what did you have in mind? Bianca: Well I get off bein' juked With a baby octopus FZ: Yeah! Bianca: And spewed upon with creamed corn . . While my girlfriend digs it With a Wide Mouth Gatorade bottle FZ: Nice Bianca: While someone in the background could be screamin', you know what I mean . . FZ: Working the wall Chorus: CORKS 'N SAFETIES PIGS 'N DONKEYS PUNKY MEADOWS STEVEN TYLER! FZ: That gets me so hot I could scream Chorus: PUNKY MEADOWS, STEVEN TYLER! FZ: Oh, boy Chorus: PUNKY MEADOWS, STEVEN TYLER! FZ: You know you and your girlfriend sound really far out and groovy Ever been to a Holiday Inn? Yeah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-haaa . . Magic Fingers in the bed With a wall-mounted TV screen ([...] on the eleven o'clock news) Coffee-Host plugged into the bathroom wall Formica is really keen! Bianca: Aw, what kind of girl? Chorus: What kind of girl do you think she are? Bianca: Aw, what kind of girl? Chorus: What kind of girl do you think she are? Bianca: I ain't no groupie Chorus: Don't call her groupie That is going too far Bianca: Hey, what kind of girl? Chorus: She wouldn't ball you Just because you're a star Bianca: No, no. No, no, no, no, no, no FZ: Let me tell you the truth, this girl wouldn't let just anybody Spew on her vital parts, no no! She wants a guy from a group With a big hit single in the charts! Funny I should mention it Our new single made the charts this week With a bullet! With a bullet! With a bullet! Just let me readjust my necktie right now And I will show you how, yes indeed! A young girl such as you Might be thrilled and Overwhelmed by me Bianca: What hotel did you say you were staying at? FZ: Oh, should I really tell you? I mean Do you wanna split right away? Bianca: Well, uh . . . Not so fast, you silly boy . . FZ: Oh, no, no, no, no . . Bianca: You see, there's something I have to say . . Chorus: She wants a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts She wants a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts She wants a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts She wants a guy from a group who's got a thing in the charts And if his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster If his dick is a monster They will give him their hearts