Frank Zappa — Whats The Deal Dick?

FZ: What's the deal, Dick? Dick: What's the deal? Well, as a matter of fact, even last night they [...] no vulgarity [...] FZ: Really? No loyalty oath tonight? Is that the deal? Dick: Well, the thing is they all picture it as an insult upon them FZ: Who? Dick: The promoters. They think it's like an insult upon everybody FZ: They're the ones that wrote it in the contract! Dick: I know it. I'm just telling what happened, man FZ: Hey, I got two good loyalty oaths on tape Dick: I don't think, uh . . FZ: Listen! Wanna get an idea how tense it is in Jacksonville? Some Mother: Yeah FZ: We don't even get to do the loyalty oath here Some Mother: Wow Mark: What?! Dick: They got— They got tense so I signed out the loyalty oath Howard: Oh, no Dick: Mainly what it was is because— 'cause when you say, "We won't say penis" [...]. They got worried. And the cat, the cat that run that truck standing behind the stage, he heard that Somebody Else: If you don't say "penis" in there it probably will be alright Howard: Can say anything Somebody Else: 'Cause "penis" is lewd FZ: Look, let's do our— We'll do our loyalty oath in here before we go out Howard: It won't be the same FZ: I got two great ones on tape, so we don't need to do it tonight