Frank Zappa — Why Does It Hurt When I Pee?

[Lyric Note] Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, JOE makes a horrible discovery... [Verse 1: Joe] Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when I pee? [Verse 2: Joe] I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up And grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat [Instrumental] Aaaaah! [Verse 3: Joe] My balls feel like a pair of maracas My balls feel like a pair of maracas Oh God, I probably got the Gono-co-co-coccus! My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh! [Outro] Why does it, why does it Why does it, why does it hurt when I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?