Frank Zappa — Why Does It Hurt When I Pee? Anyway The Wind Blows

Later that night in his lonely teen-age hotel room . . Why does it hurt when I pee? Why does it hurt when I pee? I don't want no doctor To stick no needle in me Why does it hurt when I pee? I got it from the toilet seat I got it from the toilet seat It jumped right up 'N grabbed my meat Got it from the toilet seat My balls feel like a pair of maracas My balls feel like a pair of maracas Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus! My balls feel like a pair of maracas Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh! Why does it Why does it Why does it Why does it hurt . . . when . . . I Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?