Freddie Slack and His Orchestra — Two Left Hands

[Verse 1] I know you've heard About the seven wonders of the world The Colosseum, the Pyramids The Mausoleum, now listen kids The Tower of Pisa, Grand Canyon, Niagara Falls And The Painted Desert really enthralls But there's an eighth An eighth to the world wonders Who plays Piano In Savannah In a manner That brings down the house like thunder [Chorus] He's got two left hands And they love to roam in the bass That man's got two left hands And they make their home in thе bass He's got the right amount of fingers And thе right amount of toes He's even got two eyes right over his nose He's got two left hands And they love to roam in the bass [Verse 2] He plays Kansas style In the really hip honky-tonks Yes that man plays Kansas style From Savannah up to the Bronx 'Cause when he plays the boogie-woogie Oh, how they all applaud He doesn't have to look to find the lost chord He's got two left hands With a build-in beat in the bass [Bridge] He's got the right amount of matter in his cranium Yes, the right amount of rays in his radium And when he plays, it hits you like Uranium U-235! Styley jive! [Chorus] He's got two left hands And he keeps them both in the groove That man's got two left hands And he keeps them both on the move Oh, he can buy a tuxedo, the kind of suit he loves His only trouble is when he's buying gloves 'Cause he's got two left hands With a built-in beat in the bass A built-in beat in the bass

all Freddie Slack and His Orchestra songs all songs from 1948