Garth Brooks — American Honky-Tonk Bar Association

[Verse 1] If your paycheck depends on the weather and the clock If your conversation calls for a little more than a coffee pot If you need to pour your heart out and try to rectify some situation, that you're facin' Contact your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Verse 2] When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket, for most things you don't mind But when your dollar goes to all of those standin' in a welfare line Well, rejoice you have a voice if you're concerned about the destination, of this great nation It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Chorus] It represents the hardhat, gun rack, achin' back, overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd Well, their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications, there's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar, Association [Verse 3] We're all one big family, throughout the cities and the towns We don't reach for handouts, we reach for those who are down And every local chapter has a seven day a week available consultation, for your frustration It's called the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Chorus] It represents the mud flaps, six-pack, beer crack, overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun-lovin' crowd Well, their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud There's no forms or applications, there's no red tape administrations It's the American Honky-Tonk Bar Association [Outro] Go join your American Honky-Tonk Bar Association Do not delay Contact today Your A.H.B.A Your A.H.B.A