Garth Brooks — Please Operator Could You Trace This Call

[Verse] Please operator Could you trace this call Find out where I'm drinking Which dirty beer hall And send a cab driver to call for me here No need to describe me Because I am not all here She told me to get lost and that's what I did But I've done it so well, I don't know where I hid And she swore she'll never see me again Hell, I'll never find me in the shape that I'm in [Outro] Please operator Could you trace this call