George Carlin — Wonderful WINO Top-40 Disc Jockey

Hi there, kids! Welcome to the Willy West Show here on W-W-W-W-W-W-W-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-N-N-N-N-N-O-O-O-O-O-O Wonderful WINO Radio Wonderful WINO Welcome to the Willy West Show here on the wonderful West Really weird when it's been a really west wiggity way With the one hundred and one wild and wooly wedges of wax And cwazy wecords to pway on the wadio Right here on wonderful WINO Wonderful WINO 1750 on your dial just above the police calls cab We got stacks on stacks and wax on wax We got to pick to click the ones to watch The oldies with goodies and ooeys with gooeys We got the top 700 records here in the world of wonderful WINO Wonderful WINO Let's get started on the big rockin' sound now That great new group from England, The Kansas City Boys Let's hear 'em: My Baby's Dead B'dnn-dnn, b'dnn-dnn-dnn-dnn br'dnn My baby's dead (doon) She got hit by a train (dooonn) Big ol' train (doodle-oodle-oon doon-doon) I'm gonna get that train Here it is, kids! Another big romantic ballad for ya! And ya heard it right here on wonderful WINO Wonderful WINO That was by Danny and the Dressmakers One of the great new groups around And that their third million-seller this week Okay, let's move along Two in a row, a big double play on the weird Willy West Show for ya Another tune here, this one's brand new Hasn't even been released yet It's number one on the charts this week Next week, it'll be a golden oldie Let's hear it: I sent my sinuses to Arizona I sent my liver to Peru I sent my lungs and my kidney for the summer to Sydney But I'm sending my heart to you Another big romantic ballad and you heard it right here on wonderful WINO Wonderful WI-- Padda-kmm, padda-kmm, padda-kmm Padda-kmm, padda-kmm, padda-kmm Padda-kmm, padda-kmm, padda-kmm Here is a bulletin, bulletin, bulletin: The sun did not come up this morning Huge cracks have appeared in the Earth's surface And big rocks are falling out of the sky Details 25 minutes from now on Action Central Newscast Ba-doo-tnn-twa-di-din-doo Bom-ba-di-din-dee-deep ba-deep By-di-tnn-toom Bom-ba-di-din-dee-deep ba-deep By-di-dnn-toom... Another big tune for ya kids Moving right along with one of the big sounds This is when we're gonna send out some dedications It's number one this week Top of the heap, cream of the crop, pick of the pack Number one and moving higher all the time! Got a few great cool calls in the boss line We're gonna send out some dedications Big Al, Red, Louise, Spike, Choo-choo, Spanish Anna Dirty Mary, Nick the Greek, Baby Carlos Junior, Pee-Wee, Toots, Pablo, Spot, Greasy Creep Woosy Mush, Ralph and Brizzy, Ralph and Rosie, hey! And it's our pick to make you sick: Jenny! *singing* Jenny! Another big romantic ballad for ya and you heard it right here on wonderful WINO Wonderful WINO In western Walla Walla Another big tune This one's been on the charts for two and a half years It's just starting to make the big move this week Last week it was number 215 This week, zooming up to the big number 212 spot A folk protest song by Danny and the Demonstrators: Don't Want No War Don't want no war Don't want no war Don't want no war Don't want no job neither Another big romantic ballad and you heard it right here on wonderful WINO And speaking of romance, kids, where are ya gonna be going this weekend with that date of yours? Why not go on out to the Makeout Drive-in Theater? Think you'll like it out there, no lines, no waiting There's no movie either, kid! No, of course, they've got a great technicolor teen tune fest for ya A great flick to click out there this week Six of your super favorite stars Sandra Dee, Peggy Lee, Brenda Lee, Bobby Vee Molly B. and Oscar Hermoga In Sex Bed Teen Bikini Virgin Surf Beachball Bash Don't miss it, 117 of your favorite songs included Okay, kids! That just about wraps it up here on the weird Willy West Show on a wonderful Wednesday We'll catch you again tomorrow on a thumping Thursday if someone doesn't bomb the station, but in the meantime: We got the old tunes, the new tunes The show tunes, the blue tunes The greatest music in town But we never play it Thank you