George Clinton — Some Of My Best Jokes Are Friends

The world is equal proportions Of bullseyes And bullshit They were bullish And they were foolish Now there's no one to listen When they talk Adam split the scene On the Eve of destruction Not unlike the way we split our jeans But like the way we split our pair of genes We split the whole world at the seams Someone call the Space Limousine Alright Hitler hit the scene With dreams of destruction Not knowing what atom splitting means While he dreamed his mean dreams The means to his dreams split the scene Someone call the Space Limousine Alright Basic training in the ghetto Basic training in the ghetto They talked about your mama and you took it Where does the logic lie therein? Some of my best jokes are friends Basic training in the ghetto Basic training in the ghetto They talked about your mama and you took it Where does the logic lie therein? Some of my best jokes are friends But like the way we split our genes We split the whole world, so it seems Yes Space Limousine here I read you loud and clear Give me coordinates You see there isn't a second to waste There's no second, there's no second to waste All aboard right on time Before the Mothership 3-2-1-00 countdown Will climb, will climb DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DADA DADA DADA Atom split the scene On the Eve of destruction Nothing like the way we split a pair of jeans But like the way we split our genes We split the whole world at the seams Someone call the Space Limousine As a matter of critical mass Nukes, are not a laughing matter Basic training in the ghetto Basic training in the ghetto They talked about your mama and you took it Where does the logic lie therein? Some of my best jokes are friends Basic training in the ghetto Basic training in the ghetto They talked about your mama and you took it Where does the logic lie therein? Some of my best jokes are friends Hitler hit the scene With dreams of destruction Not knowing what atom splitting means While he dreamed his mean dreams The means to his dreams split the scene Someone call the Space Limousine Space Limousine here Bad news about the fuel We’re burning up We’re low on juice I've said low on juice So where does the logic lie therein Some of my best jokes are friends