George Gershwin — Freud and Jung and Adler

(Verse 1) [DOCTORS 1 AND 2] If a person starts to quiver Through cirrhosis of the liver We can't be bothered with that sort of thing at all [DOCTORS 3 AND 4] But how eagerly do we go To an egg who has an ego OR a brain that's scrambled way beyond recall [DOCTORS 5 AND 6] We don't cure appendicitis Or the mumps or laryngitis That is not the kind of service that we sell [DOCTORS] But we're always on location When it's mental aberration For that pays twice as well [NURSES] You must know that when a Doctor's from Vienna That pays twice as well (Chorus 1) [DOCTORS] Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Six psychoanalysts we Just let us make one diagnosis We'll know was los is' Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Visiting hours, 9 to 3 If you ever had the dream that Mrs. Grundy's Always keeping her eye on you on Sund'ys And you suddenly find you're standing in your undies We are positive that you had better see Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Six sex psychos we (Chorus 2) Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Six psychoanalysts we Just let us make one diagnosis We'll know was los is' Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Visiting hours, 9 to 3 If you've any mental problem that perplexes If there's anything that's wrong with your reflexes If you're really not certain as to which your sex is We are positive that you had better see Doctor Freud and Jung and Adler, Adler and Jung and Freud Six sex psychos we