George Jones — Okie From Muskogee

We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee We don't take no trips on LSD; We don't burn no draft cards down on Main Street But, We love livin' right, and bein' free We don't make a party out of lovin' We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo; We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy Like the hippies out in San Francisco do And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee A place where even squares can have a ball; We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse White lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all --- Instrumental --- Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen; A football's still the roughest thing on campus And the kids here still respect the college dean Now, I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee A place where even squares can have a ball; We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse White lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all White lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all...