Grandpa Jones — I Dont Know Gee From Haw

If they put me in the jail I wouldn't know how to go my bail Have to get a lawyer to figure out the law 'cause I don't know gee from haw CH I don't know gee from haw I wish I had some knowledge It ain't no fun being dumb I wish I'd gone to college I believe my sweetie's cheating on me Tried every way to find out you see I talked to her ma, talked to her pa But I don't know gee from haw CH Married a little gal and I got a divorce Married her ma and it made things worse I think I'll marry her old grandma 'cause I don't know gee from haw CH I'd spin a rope but I don't know how Work on a farm but I can't milk a cow Try to saw a log with an old hacksaw But I don't know gee from haw CH That's why people impose on me 'cause I'm so doggone dumb you see Should have taken a lesson or two So I could learn just what to do CH ..it ain't no fun being dumb, I wish I'd stayed in college