Groucho Marx — I Always Get My Man

(Verse) [FRANK] Knowing Dad as I do I'd not advise you To displease him Or tease him No, no! Don't double-cross him Or toss him Around When dear old Dad Once gets mad He's a hound (Chorus) [WAGSTAFF] My son is right I'm quick to fight I'm from a fighting clan When I'm abused Or badly used I always get my man No matter if he's in Peru, Paducah, or Japan I go ahead Alive or dead I always get my man I soon disposed Of all of those Who put me on the pan Like Shakespeare said to Nathan Hale "I always get my man." (dance break) [STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS] He always gets his man [WAGSTAFF] That's what I said [STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS] He always gets his man [WAGSTAFF] That's what I mean [STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS] He always gets his man [WAGSTAFF] You're telling me [STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS] He always gets his man [WAGSTAFF] Oh, are you listening? [STUDENTS AND PROFESSORS] He gets his man He gets his man [WAGSTAFF] I always get I always get I always get I always get I always get I always get I always get my man!