Hank Williams Jr. — The Coalition to Ban Coalitions

[Chorus 1] This is a coalition to ban coalitions I ain't a politician but I've got views Some folks want to ban cars Some want to get rid of Fender guitars [Post-Chorus 1] Why don't you do your thing and we'll do our thing too? [Verse 1] Now they want to take my cigarettes and all my good whiskey And these damn coalitions they are after you and me They want to get rid of my forty fours and all the R rated films If they only knew how much we'd all love to get rid of them [Chorus 2] And this is a coalition to ban coalitions The views of a musician, yeah, I've got some Some folks want to ban cars Some want to get rid of electric guitars [Post-Chorus 2] Why can't everybody else leave everybody else alone? [Verse 2] Now the latest thing they want to stomp out is violence on TV And the worst of all is that Oscar winning rabbit Bugs Bunny Farewell, Foghorn Leghorn, so long Yosemite Sam They're messin' with our heroes and we got to stop them now (You're despicable) [Chorus 1] This is a coalition to ban coalitions I ain't a politician but I've got views Some folks want to ban cars Some want to get rid of Fender guitars [Post-Chorus 1] Why don't you do your thing and we'll do our thing too? [Chorus 2] And this is a coalition to ban coalitions The views of a musician, yeah, I've got some Some folks want to ban cars Some want to get rid of electric guitars [Post-Chorus 2] Why can't everybody else leave everybody else alone? [Outro] Hey, you do your thing and we'll do our thing too (Next thing ya know they'll wanna stamp out ducks)