Harry Nilsson — Joy

[Verse 1] The other day I met a girl named Joy She said come here I'm gonna make you my joy boy Well, things went good and things went bad Now everytime I think of Joy It makes me sad It makes me... sad [Verse 2] The other day I met a girl named Joy She said, Roy! I'm gonna make you my joy boy Well, she took me for a ride Sort of a joy ride Now everytime I think of Joy I get all weird inside [Chorus] Oh, Joy to the world Was a beautiful girl But to me, Joy meant only sorrow [Verse 3] Now--if you haven't got an answer Then you haven't got a question And if you never had a question Then you'd never have a problem But if you never had a problem Well, everyone would be happy But if everyone was happy There'd never be a love song [Chorus] Joy was a beautiful girl But to me, Joy meant only sorrow [Verse 4] The other day I met a girl named Joy She said, Come here I wanna make you feel all clammy inside Things went good good and things went bad Things went good... things went bad Good, bad, good, bad, good, bad [Chorus] Joy to the world Was a beautiful girl But to me, Joy meant only sorrow Oh, Joy to the world Was a beautiful girl But to me, Joy meant only sorrow [Outro] Joy, I know you're out there I want you to turn on your radio and listen to my song