Heathers the Musical Ensemble — Yo Girl

[HEATHER DUKE, spoken] Martha Dumptruck took a belly flop off the Old Mill Bridge last night holding a suicide note [VERONICA, spoken] Oh my God. Is she dead—? [HEATHER DUKE, spoken] Just some broken bones. Just another geek trying to imitate the popular people and failing miserably [HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT] Yo - Girl - Keep it together I - Knew - You would come far Now - You’re - Truly a Heather Smell - How - Gangsta you are [VERONICA, spoken] Martha, I’m so sorry! [HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT] Yo - Girl - Feel a bit punchy? She’s - Not - Looking so well... Still - You’ve - Earned that red scrunchie Come- Join - Heather in hell! [VERONICA’S DAD, spoken] Where have you been? [VERONICA’S MOM, spoken] We’ve been worried sick! Your friend J.D. stopped by. He told us everything! [VERONICA, spoken] ...‘Everything’? [VERONICA’S DAD, spoken] Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide? [VERONICA’S MOM, spoken] He even showed us your copy of Moby Dick! [HEATHER CHANDLER, spoken] He’s got your handwriting down cold [VERONICA’S MOM, spoken] Please, honey. Talk to us! [VERONICA, spoken] No, you wouldn’t understand! [VERONICA’S MOM, spoken] Try me! I’ve experienced everything you’re going through right now [HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM & KURT] Guess who’s right down the block [VERONICA’S MOM, spoken] Your problems seem like life and death— [HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT] Guess who’s climbing the stairs [VERONICA’S MOM, spoken] I promise, they’re not [HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT] Guess who’s picking your lock [VERONICA, spoken] You don’t know what my world looks like! [HEATHER CHANDLER, RAM AND KURT] Time’s up! Go say your prayers! Veronica’s running on, running on fumes now Veronica’s totally fried Veronica’s gotta be tripping on ‘schrooms now Thinking that she can hide Veronica’s done for, there’s no doubt now Notify next of kin! Veronica’s trying to keep him out now TOO LATE! He got in! [J.D., spoken] Knock! Knock! Sorry for coming in through the window Dreadful etiquette, I know! [VERONICA, spoken] Get out of my house!