Helen Kane — Is There Anything Wrong in That

There are certain things that keep me guessing Though I try real hard to find them out Well, I don't understand, so I'm confessing That I don't know just what it's all about See, I don't know the bad things from the good Because my mother never told me all she should A man showed me a lavaliere He says "It's yours if you kiss me, dear," Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that? I kissed him once, and he asked for more Next week he's bringing the jewelry store; Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that? Now, I was in the parlor, with this fellow last night And I know why he kissed me and he squeezed me so tight; But I don't understand a bit When he said, "Baby, you sure have It," What's this? Oh, is there anything wrong in that? A man loaned me his Cadilac And I said that I would bring it back Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that? Well, it was so cold in that great big boat So, I just went and took his raccoon coat Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that? I took my mother driving on that very same day And she said, "Dear, you must return that car right away!" But the funniest thing, you'll never guess I forgot his name and his address! Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that? Oh, tell me, tell me, please, was there anything wrong in that, huh? Now, I ask, was there anything wrong with that? Such questions drive me crazy, every day, something new My poor brain gets hazy, don't know what to do! [Scatting] Oh, tell me, was there anything wrong in that?