Hole — Johnnies in the Bathroom

[Spoken Intro: Courtney Love] Dear Diary, I was standing in a bus stop today and they must have known I wanted to be a model, so I'm gonna call them tomorrow Won't be long before I'm in all the big rock videos The most incredible thing happened to me in Odella last weekend; that's why I'm writing. You see, I met this guy... [Spoken: Unidentified Woman] Hey, wow Wow, what's going on up there? Did you have dinner yet? Who wants dinner when you can get a goddamn good dick up your ass? [laughs] [Spoken: Unidentified Man & Unidentified Sex Phone Operator] Oh, I need you girl Huh? I need you girl You need me, boy? Yeah, yeah, I need you too Huh? I need you too, baby [Spoken: Courtney Love] Dear Diary, I can't write a lot; Johnnie's in the bathroom. I met him in Shasta tonight and he's just incredible. He's got this long, straight, black hair and he wears all this silver jewelry, velvet pants, black boots, etc [Spoken: Unidentified Phone Sex Operator] I love your big muscles It's a lickable pussy Hi baby, how you doin? Well, all y'all want some pussy? Well, all y'all grab on the Soul Train line and get it [Spoken: Unidentified Woman] ...guitarist for the Black Band Babies and we went in a doghouse...