Homer & Jethro — How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Window?

How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder I do hope that fleabag's for sale How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder The one with the long mangy tail I'll give you two-bits for that hound dog The one with the sad achin' heart Fer he looks so much like my girl friend I can't hardly tell 'em apart Ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh ooh-ooh What kind of a dog is that That is a hot-dog Homer Boy you sure mustard that up I must take a trip to Louisianer Leave her and that hound dog alone While I'm eatin' shrimp and jamboliar They'll be home a-gnawin' a bone I don't want a monkey or a baboon I don't want a muley old cow I don't want a crappie or a catfish A catfish could never me-ow How Much Is That Hound Dog In The Winder With the basketball nose on his face You know what a basketball nose is It dribbles all over the place