Homer & Jethro — Santa Claus the Original Hippie

Well, he wore long hair and a fuzzy beard Before any hippie was ever here From patent leather boots and psychedelic clothes And little granny glasses upon his nose Santa Claus, the original hippie Motorcycle gangs with wide leather belts But funny looking caps, their prides would melt If they could take a look at Santa Claus' buckle His belly's called pot, that's why he can chuckle Santa Claus, the original hippie Who is the guy who could always fly Long before the Wright Brothers learned to try He been taking trips since 1583 And he can take a trip without LSD Who wears a collar and cuffs of fur For all we know there's beads under there Because he was the first to smell hippie clothes That's why his finger's up against his nose Santa Claus, the original hippie Who is the guy who could always fly Long before the Wright Brothers learned to try He been taking trips since 1583 And he can take a trip without LSD Who wears a collar and cuffs of fur For all we know there's beads under there Because he was the first to smell hippie clothes That's why his finger's up against his nose Hip, hip, hippie