Hoosier Hot Shots — When Theres Tears In The Eyes Of A Potato

Johnny said goodbye, to his sweetie-pie He said: "I'll be back in 90 years" She said: "Listen John, you'll miss me when you're gone You're gonna weep a bucket full of tears" Ah Johnny said: "You know my love is cold" (ha) "So listen woman, while I get you told" When the teeth of a comb begin to chatter And a river's mouth can sing a [?] When all fat men are trying to get fatter And plumbers always bring their tools along (along) When a bird has to use an elevator And the fire engines all are painted blue Whеn there's tears in thе eyes of a potato Then I'll be crying for you [Instrumental bridge] Now, when the bed of a river needs a blanket And the leaves of every book turn red in the fall When the vinegar's mother starts to spank it And statues come a-running when you call (ha ha) Now when the Eskimos buy a refrigerator And the foot of a mountain needs a shoe When there's tears in the eyes of a potato (spud) Then I'll be crying for you [Instrumental bridge] When there's tears in the eyes of a potato Then I'll be crying for you (for you, for you) (ha ha ha) (ha ha ha)