Hopsin — Hops Freestyles

[Intro] Yeah, yeah Yo, yo [Verse] It's like I'll never be a star, I'm doin' extra work in movies Can't get a good girl, so I flirt with hoochies So many motherfuckers talkin' dirt to screw me You grew up in special ed, I'm the person you'll be People wonder why I'm so loud, go wild Screwed up like a stone child I don't even hang around the wrong crowd Niggas see me tryna read and start crackin' up 'cause I don't know how I don't really need this shit I rap about pussy I don't even get, I just do it because I need a hit But one time, I did hit it though It was a prostitute, I mеt her up at a liquor store And she was willing to lеt me beat in the back of a SUV So I did it, I think I caught a STD I go to the doctor and leave like "Fuck this shit, I ain't got nothin' Hold up, my nuts itchin'" It ain't because the incident up in the SUV It's because I been wearin' the same boxers for two weeks And I think there's somethin' wrong with my booty, mane 'Cause every time I pull my boxers off I see a dookie stain That's life and I'm just being real So all you rappers out there talkin' bullshit need to chill I can see why you would hate me I tell them to stop knowin' damn well I do the same thing You like where I'm at in life? It ain't much to do to get here Just stay in high school for six years And never take your ADD medicine, ayy And drop out when your just a couple of credits away From graduation, you can't take what they had you facing It's stressful, that's why I relieve it with masturbation Pretend like I'm waiting for marriage like my ass was patient But really I wanna rape woman with the mask of Jason My nose is big and ears are small like I was animation I walk around zoned out like my ass was wasted When no one's home, I take a bath and leave the bathroom naked I hear somebody coming, then I bust evacuation My teacher don't like me 'cause I'm always talkin negative shit What can I say? I'm not a regular kid But I don't care what the bitch say Ain't picked up knowledge since the 6th grade Why my life gotta be this way? I'm too much of a bitch to smoke, I don't sniff the coke Why people think this kid's a joke, huh? I'm talented and you remember that 'Cause on the microphone I got more skills than you'll ever have My ten year old friends think they smarter in life Than me 'cause they school work is harder than mine I don't really feel school shit, so don't be comin' 'round me Feelin' all smart, it's just somethin' real stupid What? [Outro] Woah, woah, woah, woah, I step out for five minutes and this is what you guys do? Marcus, get your ADD ass up and go to the dean (Aw, man, nah) Everybody open up your books to chapter 14, I'm sick of this shit You're starting to get on my last nerve, Mr. Hopsin