Ice-T — The Coldest Rap

[Verse 1: Ice-T] Some people claim that I'm born to play 'Cause I'm your Ice-T on a sunny day I make the goers come, the leavers stay I make the lovers kiss and the workers play I make the runners walk, the quiet talk I bust so viciously, I make the blind man see I'm the ladies' cream, the virgins' wet dream I got that kind of movement that makes the young girls fiend I'm tired of these DJs going around Talking about how they go down to town 'Cause I'm the best Rapper that you have found So all you lovely ladies, let's party down Take all your rapping records, throw them in the trash Ice-T is the only brother that you got to blast Hook up the stereo, turn up the watts We're gonna rock 'til the niggas call up the cops We rock rock y'all with no fear, and If you don't dig it turn off your ears We rock rock y'all and keep on, and If you don't dig it take your damn self home 'Cause I'm a player, the best alive I prefer fast money to a Nine-to-Five From the womb to the tomb, I run my game 'Cause I'm cold as ice, and I show no shame [Break: Sound of cold wind blowing] [Verse 2: Ice-T] Well I'm Ice-T, I'm terribly bad I'm here to knock out the windows and blow up the pad I may be small but I'm willing to say I jam this party in one hell of a way The powers I got are hard to find I'll be breaking women's hearts while I'm blowing their minds They be giving me money, and buying me things But I spend their cash and pawn their rings If they treat me right, I'm willing to show The coolest young brother they'll ever know But if they do me wrong, I hate to say I'll never teach them how to rock this way 'Cause back in the thirties when times was hard I had a sawed-off shotgun, a marked deck of cards A turned up collar, a turned up hat A .38 hustle and I stole that I walked in the party, there were women for days And I started dancing one hell of a way I was dancing so hard, couldn't no one compete I turned out the party with my Ice-cold feet 'Cause I'm a player, that's all I know On a summer day, I play in the snow From the womb to the tomb, I run my game 'Cause I'm cold as ice, and I show no shame [Break: Sound of cold wind blowing] [Verse 3: Ice-T] We're born to play, and brought up that way We catch the women night and day And when I want to, I'll talk to you And you'll become one of the chosen few Can't you see that now I'm me? I'm the brother known as Ice-T And umm.. I'm the brother whose like no other Who's black in soul but not in color You dig the race, and a hit to the case When you're trying to get outta my face I'm trying to tell you I'm a brother that's nice I'm sweet as honey, I'm cold as Ice But if you say something to me that ain't too down You'll be picking your booty up off the ground You can ask your father, your sister or mother I got a Rolls Royce in every color I keep my rides tuned to perfection I got a Stutz for every direction I'm the pimp, the player, the women layer The holy dueler, the whorehouse doer I just play young whores, slam Cadillac doors I'm the black Mack of the heart attack But I don't smoke no whack, I don't cut no slack I'm here to rock y'all, so rock rock I'm Ice-T when I dress, I never jive I do all my shopping on Rodeo Drive When I leave the pad, I'm never loud I'm just so sharp, I cut through the crowd I got so many clothes in my wardrobe these days When I put some in, I got to throw some away 'Cause I'm a player, some call us Macks With private phones in our Cadillacs From the womb to the tomb, we run our games 'Cause we're cold as ice, and we show no shame [Break: Sound of cold wind blowing] [Verse 4: Ice-T] The ladies say that I'm heaven sent 'Cause I got more money than the US mint I ride Rag-Top Rolls with rocks on my hand Maseratis and Mercedes Benz I have an ocean liner, private jets Bel-Air bookies place my bets I own islands off the coast of France Now I wear designer shirts and pants When I was brought into this world My mamma never asked if I was a boy or a girl First I rolled over to her, and gave her a kiss She said: Your daddy don't rock me like this! When the doctor hit me on the behind I broke on down with a funky rhyme The nurses said, I was awfully cute When I played out a joint, in a three piece suit Yo yo yo, please, please, please check it out 'Cause I'm a player, I'm always clean I bought a Mercedes Benz when I was seventeen From the womb to the tomb, I run my game 'Cause I'm cold as ice, and I show no shame [Break: Sound of cold wind blowing] [Verse 5: Ice-T] Then I met this madam named Angel Adams (?) She said she liked my style She said sit down T, let me rap to you, for just a little while She was a gravedigger, pulled .38 triggers She's a lady in love and sent from above She wasn't sly, she wasn't slick Just made that money real quick She had a way of getting it fast It came from dealing in cold cash She ran her game with the utmost ease To break a player down to his knees I said lady, put freeze on that rap, and Prepare yourself for a heart attack I took her by her hand, I said come with me We drove off in my vicious eighty three I took her to diner, I took her to the show I took her to the Snooty cause she begged me to go We got to the room, (?) man after long snaps So she shook herself and broke herself came up with a gat She went through the door, I didn't cut no slack I had her on the floor, on her stomach, on her back I had her on the wall, on the hall and on her knees I put her in the hot tub and the water started to freeze I took her out the hot tub then I put her on the floor She said: "Ooh Ice-T, I can't take no more" I put her in the bed then she looked up in the mirror Screamed so loud, I think the East Coast could hear her I rolled on my back, I put her on the top She said: "Ooh Ice-T, will this ever stop?" I said No! The freaking has just begun We hit fifty more positions before I got done When we've got finished, it was no longer dark We had rocked so hard, made the Snooty Fox bark Then she rolled over to me, she looked me in my eye And said these words to my surprise She said: I tried to catch you, cause I knew I could I came here with you, cause I thought I should I tried to freak you, cause I thought I could But oohh baby, you sure are good She said: baby you're one hell of a man Ain't no better riding than Disney Land Now to all you ladies that think you're fly And can out freak the average guy Don't ever come venturing through my door I'll have begging to stop, while you're screaming for more Yo, please check it out All the ladies in the house come check it out 'Cause I'm a player with jewels on every hand So deeply in pocket I control demand But we all know how I earn my pay 'Cause you don't wanna work, when you got to play [Break: Sound of cold wind blowing] [Verse 6: Ice-T] Brothers when you wine and dine a fox You don't take her to McDonalds or to Jack In The Box Don't pick her up, in a bus or a cab She needs a black belt chauffeur and a cornice wrap You can take her to dine at the finest spot Or you take her to a disco that's really hot You can take her home and while you're all alone Don't forget to disconnect the phone You can take her to the bed, you throw back the sheets Rock her butt to the rhythm of the beat...