Ice Cube — Mans Best Friend

[Intro] (I can dig it) (Dog catcher, dog catcher) (I can dig it) (Dog catcher, dog catcher) (I can dig it) [Verse 1] Here's another topic I'm addressin' So learn a quick lesson, about your Smith and Wesson Sit your ass back and comprehend As I let you know about man's best friend Now remember, it used to be a dog like Lassie But now in '91, it's a gun if you asked me Just like a jimmy hat's used for protection I use my nine when suckers start to flexin' 'Cause if you run up and try to play mine I'd rather have a AK than a fucking canine 'Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetcha Me and the dog's goin' out on a stretcher And I ain't with that, so I gotta get that Big black gat, aim and I hit that Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend [Chorus] (Dog catcher, dog catcher) (I can dig it) Man's best friend (Dog catcher, dog catcher) (I can dig it) [Verse 2] Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack Just in case the little punks try to jack I can't put a motherfucking pitbull Under a coat in the small of my back So I gotta take my Beretta, and I betcha It'll probably work a hundred percent better 'Cause it'll keep me out of danger With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber So this goes to all y'all intruders Beware of the owner 'cause the owner is a shooter I don't just wanna give your ass rabies I'd rather have your ass pushing up daisies And I can't do that with Benji Rin Tin Tin, or Spuds McKenzie Forget about a dog, fool, he'll shit in the den Nowadays, a gat is man's best friend [Outro] ("Just don't let me see you shoot no dogs") ("Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit") ("The profile of a typical American gun owner is this: Over thirty, white, male, middle class") "Take that, motherfuckers"